I came across this memory device for the Ten Commandments as taught by Pastor Jim McClarty. It works! (Great for both adults and children)
(I would have preferred it if in the video, Commandment number 6 was called “Don’t murder” rather than “Don’t kill” as this is more accurate and precise. This distinction becomes important when we seek to understand other issues such as the death penalty, etc. – but other than that, this is excellent.)
Loving reformed Christians seek to deliver a man from the clutches of Arminian police
“Hey Ted, read him Romans 9.. Brian, you read John 6.. while I grab hold of his arms!”
“This is your Captain speaking. You will be pleased to know that for us in the cockpit of the plane, we have landed… we hope to land the rest of the plane before nightfall.”
“Yes, officer, my fish was stolen by a penguin of medium height and build, with a pony tail…”
“They say that there are alligators in these waters. I haven’t seen any. I say its all a bunch of crock.” (Aussies will get this)
“He gives His beloved sleep…”
NEW PRIVACY ISSUE WITH FACEBOOK. As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you’re in the shower, smack your bottom, and then steal your clothes and towel. To change this option, go to Privacy Settings > Personal Settings > Bathroom Settings > Smacking and Stealing Settings, and un-check the Shenanigans box. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and Paste on your status to alert the unaware…!!!!!!!!
