These are not genuine endorsements, but reading them might just bring a smile to your face:

“Useful only as a doorstop, but then again, in that it’s paperback, my advice is that you wait for the hardback edition.”

“This book is perfect for insomniacs and people who have a low view of their own writing ability. The perfect encouragement to give to a friend who thinks they don’t have what it takes to get something in print.”

“An incredibly original work by…. I’ve never read anything like this and probably won’t ever again, Lord willing.”

“This is a bold book! The author clearly wasn’t afraid to take risks, even ones that provided no hope of paying off.”