Mary had a little lamb, his feet were black as soot, and everywhere the lamby went, his sooty foot he put.

There was a young man called Fernando, who ate a big plate full of lego, his body went numb and he looked kind of glum, and realised that rhyming just wasn’t his thing.

There was a young lady from York, who fell in a drum with a cork, the policeman who found her was just about to ground her, when she banged out the theme from Star Wars (she had rhyming issues too).

There was a young lady from Swanich, who swallowed a piano from Dulwich – she has serious problems!

There was an old man from Skye, who had an aversion to Pie, he sat on his bed wearing trousers that were red, and then went downstairs and made himself a cup of tea, a ham sandwich with lettuce, with a sprinkle of pepper.

There was a young rodent named Stu, who was highly addicted to glue, he fell to his knees every time that he sneezed, and thankfully, that was the only side effect.