Loving reformed Christians seek to deliver a man from the clutches of Arminian police
“Hey Ted, read him Romans 9.. Brian, you read John 6.. while I grab hold of his arms!”
“This is your Captain speaking. You will be pleased to know that for us in the cockpit of the plane, we have landed… we hope to land the rest of the plane before nightfall.”
“Yes, officer, my fish was stolen by a penguin of medium height and build, with a pony tail…”
“They say that there are alligators in these waters. I haven’t seen any. I say its all a bunch of crock.” (Aussies will get this)
“He gives His beloved sleep…”
“Lost tortoise??? yeah right. I’m going to write a letter to say I dont believe it for a moment.”
“I’m determined to get a great photo of the lesser spotted blue bird, but they just dont seem to be around here at all. I guess I will just wait, poised, watching through the lens, and ready to click my camera, in case one ever shows up.”
“You’re sooo funny Clive. How can you keep a straight face when you say that joke? ha haaaaaaa… ROFL”
“No, don’t shoot the cat! Maybe if we pet it and follow it, the cat will lead us to Samson’s computer and we can stop those freagin’ articles appearing on his blog.”
Arminian Spy Center, Dallas, Texas: “OK, Mr Jones, just answer “yes” or “no” – have you been reading the effectual grace blog?”
“Derek, You promised me you would never read THAT blog ever again. How could you do this?”
Arminian Police about to stop another obvious blog reader.
Everything tastes better with Reformed Theology
“I dont care what it takes or where I have to go. I’m going to get a good internet connection.”
“An Arminian father finds out his son has been reading THE blog.”
“Yep, this sheep reads the blog alright.”
Children’s slide in Arminia. Kids actually play on this of their own free will.
