Teepeeing: The act of throwing rolls upon rolls of toilet paper over/around/in trees, on cars, over the house, and on the lawn. This is often done by minors towards their friends, neighbors, or acquaintances.

Yep, just spent the last hour in the hot Arizona sun taking down reams of toilet paper from the trees, the car, and the house.

Who did the dirty deed?

We don’t know but my son suspects it was a local Arminian trying to stop me blogging.

Two big clues: (1) No one else in the neighborhood was hit. Only the reformed guy’s house. (2) To get toilet paper that high (20-25 feet) into the trees requires a whole lot of synergism.

Didn’t Jesus say something about this? Like, “whoever leaves home or country or gets teepeed for My sake, His reward is GREAT in the kingdom of God.” He said something like that, right???

Whoever did it left behind two thirds of a roll in one of the trees, so in spite of the ordeal, the Lord has provided. 🙂